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Farm Boy Kicks Chuck Norris Ass! Wolford, ND - Wolford's first Karate match, held earlier this year, drew attention when a farmer's son kicked Chuck Norris's ass. Chuck "Scott" Norris, Wolford's local Blacksmith said "I was out rounding up one of my mules, Francis, when we stopped to see what the fuss was all about." Scott's mule came close to stepping on the farm boy's foot. Startled, the young lad kicked at the mule to stop her progression. So far there have been no reports of injuries. Click Here To See Scott's Ass